Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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