It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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