His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
