Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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