she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We are two peas in an std pod
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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