Say something about gay babies.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Randomize
