Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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