Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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