Having a random hookup so left but love u
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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