Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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