Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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