Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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