i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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