and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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