can u get pink eye on your cock?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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