my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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