So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
