Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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