You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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