Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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