yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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