I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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