Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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