all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do