did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN