all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.