He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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