I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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