Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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