Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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