He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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