the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
