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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.

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• (914): View more from New York

  just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

  (440): View more from Ohio

  I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Playoffs. This shit is serious.

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• (718): View more from New York

  He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.

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  I don't even want to know

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• (213): View more from California

  you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say

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• (714): View more from California

  Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Being responsible doesn't make memories.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.

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