So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.