He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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