you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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