Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
jump out the window naked night went bad
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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