is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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