Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
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you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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