I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
