How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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