I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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