If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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