Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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