THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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