how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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