Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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