when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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