I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
and she was petting her beer can
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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