yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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