they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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