1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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