Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I need to stop coming to work sober
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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