I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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