i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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