i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
