Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My penis needs a shock collar
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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